52 Canadian Memes That Will Make You Say "Eh?"

The Sorry Saga

• "I'm sorry, but your Tim Hortons order is incorrect. Would you like a free double-double to make up for it?"
• "Sorry, I spilled my poutine on your shoes. Here, have some maple syrup to clean them."
• "Sorry, I accidentally called you a 'moose' instead of your name. Eh?"

The Canadian Cold

• "It's so cold outside, I saw a polar bear wearing a toque."
• "I can't feel my face when I step out the door. I think I'm turning into a popsicle."
• "The other day, I saw a snowman with a goose on his head. I guess it was a 'snow-goose'."

The Great Outdoors

• "I went for a hike in the Rockies and saw a grizzly bear. I ran so fast, I left a trail of maple syrup behind me."
• "I tried to kayak in the Great Lakes, but I got lost in the fog. I ended up paddling all the way to Wisconsin."
• "I was camping in Algonquin Park and forgot to bring my tent. So, I built an igloo out of snow and slept in it. Eh?"

Hockey Heaven

• "I went to a hockey game and the crowd was so loud, I couldn't hear the puck drop. Eh?"
• "I played hockey on a frozen lake and the ice was so smooth, I could skate all the way to the other side without falling."
• "I tried to do a triple axel on the ice rink, but I landed on my head instead. I'm sure it looked very 'Canadian'."

French Canadian Flare

• "I went to a poutine party and ate so much, I could barely walk. I was 'poutine-ed' out."
• "I tried to learn French so I could impress my Québécois girlfriend. But all I could say was 'Bonjour, poutine'."
• "I went to a French immersion school and now I'm fluent in saying 'Eh'."

Canadian Culture

• "I went to a 'Canada Day' celebration and there was more maple syrup than people. Eh?"
• "I tried to sing the Canadian national anthem, but I got the words mixed up. I sang 'Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee' as 'Oh Canada, we stand on guard for poutine'."
• "I went to a curling match and the crowd was so quiet, you could hear a snowflake hit the ice."

Canadian History

• "I visited the CN Tower and it was so tall, I could see all the way to Buffalo. Eh?"
• "I went to the Royal Ontario Museum and saw a dinosaur fossil. It was so big, it made me feel like a little beaver."
• "I visited the Battle of Vimy Ridge and it was so moving, I shed a tear or two. Eh?"

Canadian Stereotypes

• "I went to a Canadian embassy in the U.S. and asked for a maple leaf flag. The lady behind the counter looked at me like I had two heads."
• "I tried to order a 'double-double' at a Starbucks in New York City. The barista had no idea what I was talking about."
• "I went to a foreign country and people were amazed when I said I was from Canada. They all thought we lived in igloos and rode around on moose."

Canadian Humour

• "I went to a Canadian comedy show and the jokes were so funny, I laughed until I cried. Eh?"
• "I tried to tell a Canadian a joke, but they didn't get it. I guess it was too subtle."
• "I went to a Canadian hospital and the doctor told me I had a 'Canadian disease'. Apparently, it's a condition where you apologize too much."