100+ Hilarious Joke Book Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone

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1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
4. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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6. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick!
7. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
8. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

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11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
15. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
17. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
18. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
20. What do you call a kangaroo that can't jump? A pouch potato!

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21. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
22. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
25. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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26. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
27. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
28. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
29. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
30. What do you call a kangaroo that can't jump? A pouch potato!

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31. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
32. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
33. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
34. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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36. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
37. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
38. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
39. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
40. What do you call a kangaroo that can't jump? A pouch potato!

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41. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
42. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
44. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
45. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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46. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
47. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
48. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
49. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
50. What do you call a kangaroo that can't jump? A pouch potato!