1000+ Emperor's New Groove Quotes That'll Make You Laugh Like an Emperor!

"No Touchy!"

• "Whoa, whoa! Don't touch that! That's my llama!" - Kuzco

"I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Learning!"

• "I'm not perfect, but I'm learning... To be perfect!" - Kronk

"Pull the Lever, Kronk!"

• "Why do we even have that lever?" - Yzma
• "Because it makes me happy!" - Kronk

"Time for Drama!"

• "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?" - Yzma

"Llama Face!"

• "Kuzco, you have the face of a llama!" - Pacha
• "Oh, yeah, right. The llama face. Good one, buddy." - Kuzco

"My Own Private Idaho!"

• "A llama? He's supposed to be an emperor!" - Pacha
• "Oh, yeah, well, now he's an ex-emperor." - Kuzco

"I Ain't Got No Quiet Place!"

• "You know what? I am tired of being quiet! I want to scream and shout and let it all out!" - Kuzco

"You're a Doofus!"

• "If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead." - Yzma
• "Sorry, I misunderstood." - Kronk

"I'm a Stone-Cold Llama!"

• "I'm not a llama. I'm an emperor. An emperor who just happens to have... a llama face." - Kuzco

"Nice Thinkin', Kronk!"

• "You know, Yzma, I've always been a big fan of yours. And not just because you're so terribly evil." - Kronk

"The Groovy Gang!"

• "We're like the groovy gang, but without the groovy." - Pacha

"Boom, Baby!"

• "I'm Yzma, the queen of all villains! Bow down to my evil genius!" - Yzma
• "Yeah, baby, yeah!" - Kronk

"It's All About the Benjamins!"

• "I'll trade you this diamond for your castle!" - Yzma
• "Uh, okay. But I still get to keep the moat, right?" - Kuzco

"You're Too Late!"

• "You're too late, Kuzco. I'm already emperor!" - Kronk
• "Oh, come on, Kronk. You don't want to be emperor." - Kuzco

"I Have a Bad Feeling About This!"

• "I have a bad feeling about this." - Pacha
• "Me too." - Kuzco

"Don't Call Me a Peasant!"

• "Don't call me a peasant. I am a llama. A very strong, assertive llama." - Kuzco
• "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a spinach puff." - Pacha

"You're a King?!"

• "You're a king?!" - Kuzco
• "No, no, I'm just a humble village leader." - Pacha

"I'm Not a Witch!"

• "I am not a witch. I am a scientist!" - Yzma
• "Yeah, right. And I'm a kangaroo." - Kuzco

"I'll Get You My Pretty!"

• "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!" - Yzma
• "Oh, yeah? Well, I'll get you first!" - Kuzco

"I'm Falling!"

• "I'm falling!" - Kuzco
• "Don't worry, I got you!" - Pacha

"This Is the Greatest Day of My Life!"

• "This is the greatest day of my life!" - Kuzco
• "I know, right?" - Pacha

"I Love You, Kuzco!"

• "I love you, Kuzco." - Pacha
• "I love you too, Pacha." - Kuzco

"Happy Ending!"

• "And so, the emperor and the village leader lived happily ever after." - Narrator
• "Yeah, baby, yeah!" - Kronk